This week we take a look at alternative cancer cures. Mikenna, reset the Dgeypscun clock as this is something that Dgeypscun and I will be shouting at. A lot.
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A Very Public Spanking Of Alternative Cancer Cures
Someone drinks piss in this show! Watch it!
My timer broke….
1:25:10 Human cells do not have walls you cunt!
This week on A Very Public Spanking Of! Antacids will cure your cancer, we
promise, just shove it right up your butthole and swirl it around a little.
The crew are NOT Charlie Hebdo, Charlie Hebdo slept with their mother and
ate baguettes in bed. Because French. Bleach will cure your cancer too,
just add lemonade. That makes it attack the acid cells in your body
(because we have those? I guess we have those.) Matilda’s father is selling
cancer cures now instead of cars (he DID flee the country) and is calling
to ask you to PLAY DARTS, COUSIN! Cancer cures are being withheld by
stockholders, because, you know, it’s not like medicine is HARD. A fairy
gave me the cure for restless leg syndrome, what’re you doing that’s taking
so long? Radiation causes cancer. Radiation. NUKES!
BLarglearlgabababalhrauntd!!! Ohmergawd Urandimumum! The folder of doom
comes to our rescue, and Blobby is welcome, will wonders never cease?
Here’s the new John Morris Pendleton, same as the old John Morris
Pendleton, come to teach us of cancer. Always two there are, a master, and
an apprentice. Of stupid. I wish. Chia seeds you must eat, yes,
umhmhmhmhmm! Crazy HAARPA lady returns, sadly this time without the lost
souls behind her. She does have an important default slide to show you,
though, and at least she’s not trying to read Spanish this time.
….
….
….
Fuck you Attie, fuck you, fuck everything you love, why am I looking at
shit stew?! Stop laughing, you utter, utter BASTARD! Oh god, at least it
can’t get worse IT GETS WORSE WHY ARE YOU DRINKING YOUR OWN PISS WHY?!!!!
DON’T SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! Nooooooooo!
How do you beat the fucking Lypmh Rapist, how?!! This show has touched me,
and I can’t show you where!
I tried to make a film about cannabis oil, but then I got high. I had to
animate a presenter for my company, but then I got high. I was supposed to
write a wrap up for AVPSO but I didn’t, and I know why. Because I got high,
because I got high, because I got hi-igh.
+dgeypscun I refuse to believe that the only drupe you like is avocado,
because that’s a berry 😛 But seriously, you don’t like any of the
following: Coconut, cherry, peach, plum, mango, blackberry, raspberry or
coffee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-U3A7kYpE0 Watch it!
evolution the movie rocked
32:20 Because Asprin is the least profitable drug ever. That’s what we do,
take natural shit and make it better. Happens often.
Join us for a live show! #comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skRAnNhmrb4
Join us for a live show! #comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skRAnNhmrb4
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My timer broke….
This week on A Very Public Spanking Of! Antacids will cure your cancer, we
promise, just shove it right up your butthole and swirl it around a little.
The crew are NOT Charlie Hebdo, Charlie Hebdo slept with their mother and
ate baguettes in bed. Because French. Bleach will cure your cancer too,
just add lemonade. That makes it attack the acid cells in your body
(because we have those? I guess we have those.) Matilda’s father is selling
cancer cures now instead of cars (he DID flee the country) and is calling
to ask you to PLAY DARTS, COUSIN! Cancer cures are being withheld by
stockholders, because, you know, it’s not like medicine is HARD. A fairy
gave me the cure for restless leg syndrome, what’re you doing that’s taking
so long? Radiation causes cancer. Radiation. NUKES!
BLarglearlgabababalhrauntd!!! Ohmergawd Urandimumum! The folder of doom
comes to our rescue, and Blobby is welcome, will wonders never cease?
Here’s the new John Morris Pendleton, same as the old John Morris
Pendleton, come to teach us of cancer. Always two there are, a master, and
an apprentice. Of stupid. I wish. Chia seeds you must eat, yes,
umhmhmhmhmm! Crazy HAARPA lady returns, sadly this time without the lost
souls behind her. She does have an important default slide to show you,
though, and at least she’s not trying to read Spanish this time.
….
….
….
Fuck you Attie, fuck you, fuck everything you love, why am I looking at
shit stew?! Stop laughing, you utter, utter BASTARD! Oh god, at least it
can’t get worse IT GETS WORSE WHY ARE YOU DRINKING YOUR OWN PISS WHY?!!!!
DON’T SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! Nooooooooo!
How do you beat the fucking Lypmh Rapist, how?!! This show has touched me,
and I can’t show you where!
I tried to make a film about cannabis oil, but then I got high. I had to
animate a presenter for my company, but then I got high. I was supposed to
write a wrap up for AVPSO but I didn’t, and I know why. Because I got high,
because I got high, because I got hi-igh.