Obama meets with the America’s schizophrenic voices to urge less violence, a 250-pound man is sadly in the best shape of his life, and a new study finds the …
lol Jews don't become Federal Reserve Chairman. They choose the most unqualified adult in the country to head the Federal Reserve. Even someone with an IQ of 40 would be better than the person they choose as Federal Reserve head as every once in a while the person with the low IQ would actually make a right decision by chance.
Yeah, they apologize for nothing that they think works. Calling her a cunt wasn’t much of a joke. It didn’t really follow the Onion style of satire, deliver a clever take on her performance, etc. They apologized not really because it “crossed a line”, but because it was a lazy, unfunny attempt at comedy that wasn’t up to their standards of satire.
Banking was invented in Italy. I looked it up. Arabs have barely invented anything ever.
LAUGH OUT LOUD @ "The Federal Reserve Chairman Nomination Process" as "Click Bait" Nothing but integrity from new media office @ The Onion.
Lake Dredge Appraisal, that is all.
Senseless violence is the best kind of violence.
What is it with the Onion and their hidden agenda to put scooting on the national agenda? STOP IT.
So is that guy really bonding with his co-workers? 'Cause that's what all my good buddies at 4chan do to me…
Thumbs up if Ron Paul brought you here!
brb scootin
My number 2 source for news.
You're thinking of Paraguay, aren't you? Uruguay has a coast on the atlantic, and borders both Brazil and Argentina.
Sometimes, even after going to the nursing home, they die in hospitals.
2:08 people are getting educated now, finally..
The Onion apologizes for nothing!
Waste of time.
lmao this is so fucking funny
So did Christianity and we saw how long that really lasted.
Uruguay is landlocked lol
Muslims kind of invented banking.
And I thought there were no Jewish Evangelists? Non-missionary religion and all that?
And then??????
I frakking died at 2:01.
i frakking died at 2:01
i frakking died at 2:01
Only to other Jews.
But, coastlines have infinite length!
Bullshit. Imagine the Co2 cost in pants and time consumption. You clearly know nothing about nothing. Prancing, now thats the wave of the future.
this is how i get my news.
That could have been me, like, seriously.
*George Hernia
Isn't usury banned under Jewish law as well?
scooting is the future of transportation
"click bait" is a thing now.
Who was that? The cunt I mean…not the 9 year old.
But then he'll immediately dismantle it and then fire himself.
lol Jews don't become Federal Reserve Chairman. They choose the most unqualified adult in the country to head the Federal Reserve. Even someone with an IQ of 40 would be better than the person they choose as Federal Reserve head as every once in a while the person with the low IQ would actually make a right decision by chance.
Illusion of faith, fertility? Ah, to be young.
Onion, keep making fun of the government! Such a silly bunch of buffoons we have elected!!! 🙂
How about a muslim as FED chairman for a change?
Islam forbids interest aka usury, made out of thin air "currency".
Time for the jews to get out of the money game.
Yeah, they apologize for nothing that they think works. Calling her a cunt wasn’t much of a joke. It didn’t really follow the Onion style of satire, deliver a clever take on her performance, etc. They apologized not really because it “crossed a line”, but because it was a lazy, unfunny attempt at comedy that wasn’t up to their standards of satire.